------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Falcon - The Celebutard Chronicles ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: rob Email: brainwashed_monkey@hotmail.com Tuning:EADGBe drums.. e|-------------------0~---| B|---------------------1~-| G|-222-555----------------| D|-222-555-3333333--------| x4 A|-000-333-3333333--------| E|---------1111111--------| She's got the biggest tits. He's got the longest dick. And I get to read about it every week. You hear that sucking sound? It's culture going down. Seaward with the C-words; submerged in shit with dreams to drown. e|-------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------| G|-222-555--------------222-555--------------| D|-222-555-3333333--x3--222-555-555-333------| A|-000-333-3333333------000-333-555-333------| E|---------1111111--------------333-111------| Baby, don't you want to throw it up now? Just aim for the bowl and I'll hold back your gown. e|-------------------0----| B|-------------------1----| G|-222-555----------------| D|-222-555-3333333--------| x4 A|-000-333-3333333--------| E|---------1111111--------| This is my favorite ad I got on pay-per-view. The vacant bitch in the convertible reminds me of you. Oh baby. I'll watch my fuckin' mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson, or stars in ads TRESemme. e|-------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------| G|-222-555--------------222-555--------------| D|-222-555-3333333--x3--222-555-555-333------| A|-000-333-3333333------000-333-555-333------| E|---------1111111--------------333-111------| Baby, don't you want to throw it up now? Just aim for the bowl and I'll hold back your gown. e|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|-55555-------22222--------------| D|-55555-------22222-33333--------| A|-33333-55555-00000-33333--------| E|-------33333-------11111--------| Is it the taste of vomit or the cocaine? All the flashing lights or trashy magazines? One thousand sunken eyes? The way she shows her thighs? The million fucking dollars, the jet-skis, or the guys? e|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|-555555--------2222------------------| D|-555555-555555-2222-555-333333-------| A|-333333-555555-0000-555-333333-------| E|--------333333------333-111111-------| How 'bout those fucking aspirations? Aiming for the vacuous end. I wanna need that respiration. I wanna get some press for it. e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|-22222222----------55555555-------------| D|-22222222-55555555-55555555-33333333----| A|-00000000-55555555-33333333-33333333----| E|----------33333333----------11111111----| Press it on. Press it down. it's already up in my face now. Oh baby. e|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|-55555555-22222222----------------------| D|-55555555-22222222-55555555-33333333----| A|-33333333-00000000-55555555-33333333----| E|-------------------33333333-11111111----| Press it on. Press it down. it's already up in my face now. Oh baby. I wanna see my name in lights. And throw up in my purse. And die. Hoo! she's got the longest dick. ===============================================================================